(To tune of “Running to Stand Still” by U2 [which is about addiction!])

And so she logged in
Logged in from the bus she was riding in
Sayin’ I gotta tweet something about where I’m going
Step on the cluetrain
Pull my career out of the drain
Maybe… blog from a plane while in flight
Singing ha, LOL LO-L
LMAO LOL
R-O-T-F-L

Tweet the spin
Better, the place of our brand….
I see seven channels
But I only see one vid’s out
You got to blog that man’s feelings
Talk without speaking
TWEET without USING ALL CAPS
You know I took that update from the friendfeed stream
Then I linked it back to here
Singing ha, LOL LO-L
LMAO LOL
ROTFL

She reads through the tweets with her eyes turning red
Under a black-hat tagcloud in her brain

In through a netbook

She brings me wild non sequiturs
Stolen from the feed: she’s retweeting, she’s retweeting…
And no idea has entered her mind.
She will suffer the blogger chill,
She’s writing against… her will…

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I think that’s how they used to answer the phones: “Google, don’t be evil, how can I help you?”

But it occurred to me one day as I was forwarding an important document via my Gmail account… that a young megalomaniac in training would be smarter to set their ambitions on gaining control of Google, than a country. I’m not pondering if Google is evil, in fact, let me go on record as saying I don’t think they as a corporation are… but what if they were made to be? What if nefarious and sinister forces, even an individual,  set their sights on control over this private corporation?

Consider the massive amount of information Google now has effective access to, and control over, worldwide. “But it doesn’t belong to them!” If it’s been on their server, it may as well.
Even looking beyond the colossal search engine and advertising leverage they have, and ability to spotlight causes or ideas at will, no small amount of the world’s financial data is stored in their server farms: accounts, balances, transactions, insider info, not to mention intellectual property, ideas, designs, drafts, documents. This comes from Gmail accounts, Google Desktop, Google dashboard, Google docs, and of course, their network of applications.
I have a considerable amount of a novel in draft in my Google account for a simple reason: I can access it anywhere in case I  lose my thumbdrive, or my hard drive crashes. I’ve sent ideas for businesses, ideas for plays and scripts, commercial proposals, all through my gmail account at times when my private hosted email wasn’t available or accessible.

The power they have is the power we’ve yielded. Andrew Grove, a tech giant in his own right, wrote: “Only the paranoid survive.” Should we all be at least a little more cautious with our private data?

And yes, I’m aware it’s not just Google: Microsoft, Facebook, and a multitude of hosting companies also have direct access to billions of pages of private (by that, I mean intentionally kept secret)  information and data.

Same rules apply… however, if you really wanted to blackmail the world….
Well, let’s just say Dr. Evil with his pinky to his mouth might just as well hover his finger over a “MAKE PUBLIC” button to everyone’s private data, as he might over a missile launch button.  Panic in the streets is still panic in the streets.

For further reading, check out:

• The Media Equation – How Good (or Not Evil) Is Google? – NYTimes.com
• Social Media and War – “Do No Evil” sounds good now.
• Google launches Dashboard privacy controls